"Abby and the Cupcake: A Smash Story"
This is a cupcake.
"Hey, cupcake...I'm Abby."
"Wait, they said I can eat this... like, all of it? With my OWN hands? Seriously? Are you sure?!"
"Well, I'll just take ONE, bitty bite...."
Mmmm.... this is some good stuff.
Ok, this is the LAST bite...
Well, maybe a bit more frosting wouldn't hurt...
Who am I kidding?! THIS.CUPCAKE.IS.MINE!!!!
CUPCAKE EVERYWHERE, MUHAHAHAHAHA!
BEST.DAY.EVER. I HAVE SOOOO MUCH ENERGY, MOM AND DAD!
I HEARD YOU SAY WE CAN HAVE CUPCAKES FOR EVERY MEAL
RIGHT?! RIGHT?! RIGHT?!